LTP...
Hey you guys! Thanks for all your responses to last weeks LTP, there were some great ones in there.
I would have to use the money to buy a ray gun or something and zap all the aliens into little piles of dust....failing that I would just get VERY VERY drunk (a bottle of wine and some haribos ought to put me out for long enough.)
Mmmmm well, I have given some thought to this weeks LTP, and as my crappy day job has been dominating my life this week (don't ask) I got to thinking...
If I was on my own in the office at night, no video cameras no security etc what would I do? What mischief could I make (cackle whilst rubbing hands together)?
I don't want to be accused of discriminating against those of you who don't work in offices so please apply the above situation to wherever you work, although if you work from home you might have to factor in a significant other being out of the house for this to work!
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... first thing's first, crank up the music as loud as it can go !! ..
... take an important sheet or two out of each of co-workers' folders and swap them w/some1 else's ...
... crazy glue a $20 bill onto the floor, right smack in the middle of the office
... and to top it all off, a morning memo saying every1 has the next 3 days off
Seeing how fast I could roll a chair down the office may also be fun :D
Hmm, well first I'd have to break open the vending machine that keeps eating my quarters. Since it's already open, might as well help myself to some "free" Diet Cokes.
Then I'd have to take all the little Post-it notes stuck up on everyone's cubicles and toss them out. My coworkers would probably hang me for it, but I'd have a blast doing it!